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1"I'm sorry, and I warn't expecting it. They told me to. They all told me to. They all said, kiss her; and said she'd
2like it. They all said it--every one of them. But I'm sorry, m'am, and I won't do it no more--I won't, honest." "You
3won't, won't you? Well, I sh'd reckon you won't!" "No'm, I'm honest about it; I won't ever do it again--till you ask
4me." "Till I ask you! Well, I never see the beat of it in my born days! I lay you'll be the Methusalem-numskull of
5creation before ever I ask you--or the likes of you." "Well," he says, "it does surprise me so. I can't make it out,
6somehow. They said you would, and I thought you would. But--" He stopped and looked around slow, like he wished he could
7run across a friendly eye somewheres, and fetched up on the old gentleman's, and says, "Didn't you think she'd like me
8to kiss her, sir?" "Why, no; I--I--well, no, I b'lieve I didn't." Then he looks on around the same way to me, and says:
9"Tom, didn't you think Aunt Sally 'd open out her arms and say, 'Sid Sawyer--'" "My land!" she says, breaking in and
10jumping for him, "you impudent young rascal, to fool a body so--" and was going to hug him, but he fended her off, and
11says: "No, not till you've asked me first." So she didn't lose no time, but asked him; and hugged him and kissed him
12over and over again, and then turned him over to the old man, and he took what was left. And after they got a little
13quiet again she says: "Why, dear me, I never see such a surprise. We warn't looking for you at all, but only Tom. Sis
14never wrote to me about anybody coming but him." "It's because it warn't intended for any of us to come but Tom," he
15says; "but I begged and begged, and at the last minute she let me come, too; so, coming down the river, me and Tom
16thought it would be a first-rate surprise for him to come here to the house first, and for me to by-and-by tag along and
17drop in, and let on to be a stranger. But it was a mistake, Aunt Sally. This ain't no healthy place for a stranger to
18come." "No--not impudent whelps, Sid. You ought to had your jaws boxed; I hain't been so put out since I don't know
19when. But I don't care, I don't mind the terms--I'd be willing to stand a thousand such jokes to have you here. Well, to
20think of that performance! I don't deny it, I was most putrified with astonishment when you give me that smack." We had
21dinner out in that broad open passage betwixt the house and the kitchen; and there was things enough on that table for
22seven families--and all hot, too; none of your flabby, tough meat that's laid in a cupboard in a damp cellar all night
23and tastes like a hunk of old cold cannibal in the morning. Uncle Silas he asked a pretty long blessing over it, but it
24was worth it; and it didn't cool it a bit, neither, the way I've seen them kind of interruptions do lots of times. There
25was a considerable good deal of talk all the afternoon, and me and Tom was on the lookout all the time; but it warn't no
26use, they didn't happen to say nothing about any runaway nigger, and we was afraid to try to work up to it. But at
27supper, at night, one of the little boys says: "Pa, mayn't Tom and Sid and me go to the show?" "No," says the old man,
28"I reckon there ain't going to be any; and you couldn't go if there was; because the runaway nigger told Burton and me
29all about that scandalous show, and Burton said he would tell the people; so I reckon they've drove the owdacious
30loafers out of town before this time." So there it was!--but I couldn't help it. Tom and me was to sleep in the same
31room and bed; so, being tired, we bid good-night and went up to bed right after supper, and clumb out of the window and
32down the lightning-rod, and shoved for the town; for I didn't believe anybody was going to give the king and the duke a
33hint, and so if I didn't hurry up and give them one they'd get into trouble sure. On the road Tom he told me all about
34how it was reckoned I was murdered, and how pap disappeared pretty soon, and didn't come back no more, and what a stir
35there was when Jim run away; and I told Tom all about our Royal Nonesuch rapscallions, and as much of the raft voyage as
36I had time to; and as we struck into the town and up through the middle of it--it was as much as half-after eight,
37then--here comes a raging rush of people with torches, and an awful whooping and yelling, and banging tin pans and
38blowing horns; and we jumped to one side to let them go by; and as they went by I see they had the king and the duke
39astraddle of a rail--that is, I knowed it was the king and the duke, though they was all over tar and feathers, and
40didn't look like nothing in the world that was human--just looked like a couple of monstrous big soldier-plumes. Well,
41it made me sick to see it; and I was sorry for them poor pitiful rascals, it seemed like I couldn't ever feel any
42hardness against them any more in the world. It was a dreadful thing to see. Human beings can be awful cruel to one
43another. We see we was too late--couldn't do no good. We asked some stragglers about it, and they said everybody went to
44the show looking very innocent; and laid low and kept dark till the poor old king was in the middle of his cavortings on
45the stage; then somebody give a signal, and the house rose up and went for them. So we poked along back home, and I
46warn't feeling so brash as I was before, but kind of ornery, and humble, and to blame, somehow--though I hadn't done
47nothing. But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience
48ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's
49conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good,
50nohow. Tom Sawyer he says the same.
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